Total Medals Earned: 2,895 (From 495 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,320 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Eat the first dot in the game
Change the snake direction for the first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Use teleport for the first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the game
Finish all levels with minimum arrows used
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Appreciate those good, good people in the credit screen!
Destroy a total of 100 asteroids
Obtain full plasma, laser upgrades with a shield equipped
Destroy a total of 500 mines
Defeat the evil one eye'd space crab on normal mode
Don't let a single pink enemy past you!
Save the universe from the evil space crab on Hardcore difficulty!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 3
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 20
Finished Level 40
Rated A on all levels
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 7/12 (90/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/310 points)
Get a score of 15,000
Fall to your death
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Jump to a really far away platform
Fall really far but don't die
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points